She was my first ever girlfriend	She was my first ever girlfriend
I like Janey Bond	I like Janey Bond
He's a real dufus	He's a real dufus
Was there a shampoo mine somewhere?	Was there a shampoo mine somewhere?
And the dream is as near as you're gonna get.	And the dream is as near as you're gonna get.
Why don't you come home Jane	Why don't you come home Jane
Application denied	Application denied
I used to call him tiny winky	I used to call him tiny winky
Miss Seymour are you crazy?	Miss Seymour are you crazy?
It will sleep two easily but I warn you it's rubber so it might sweat	It will sleep two easily but I warn you it's rubber so it might sweat