"I'm always the most lethal person at an airport, the one who has to go through five searches.  I think  it's because I have a British passport and I'm usually going from one city to another, rather than what you're supposed to do, which is go away and then come back to the same place. So when I show up at the airport, I just say "OK, you wanna see it all?

Here you go" and I just start taking off all my clothes."

Jane Seymour -   "The Wedding Crashers"