By Fred Topel
Everyone knows Jane Seymour as the family doctor in the
old west, but she’ll have to get used to the term
( deleted) after Wedding Crashers. As the mother of
Owen Wilson’s
love interest, Seymour’s character, Kathleen “Kitty
Cat” Cleary, solicits him with an offer he can’t
refuse. With her top down, she insists he fondle her breasts
to appreciate her killer implant job.
“I said, 'You know, I'm always taking my clothes
off, so what's different?'” Seymour joked. “No,
I looked at it and I went, 'Oh my God, this is the most
hysterical scene in the movie to me and the most hysterical
thing that I've read. This character is fantastic. What
a shame that I can't do it.' Then I read it again and I
thought, 'This is really hysterical. I wish that I could.'
Then the third time I read it I thought, 'There's got to
be a way around this.' So I found a way to do it. Then
of course of I had to audition and then everyone out there,
every name you can imagine wanted for some reason to play
this role. So I had to fight for the right. And they wanted
my body and so I said, 'Okay. If you really want my body
you can have it.'”
It turned out Wilson was more nervous about it than Seymour.
The director had to coach him to actually grip her breasts
and she had to assure him it was okay. The action is filmed
in profile and behind her back, so the actual nudity is
always covered.
“When I act I become the character and so as far
as I was concerned from the moment that we shot that scene
I came in as Kitty Cat and that was it. And Kitty Cat was
quite comfortable with that being the deal. Owen was very
nervous about it. We shot his side first and his hands
came out like little ferret hands. And [director] David
Dobkin said, 'Owen, lets do another one. It's really good,
but you can open your fingers this time.' So he opened
his fingers a little bit. And I said, 'Okay, Owen, you
can open your fingers it's alright.' So he said, 'Alright.
Owen, we're going to do another one. If you want to you
can actually move your fingers around.' I said, 'It's alright.
Owen, squeeze. Do whatever you need to do. Don't worry
about it. We're here and doing this.' And then afterwards,
when we were finished he was great. He gave me a huge hug
and thanked me for being brave enough to do it. That's
the only way to really do it well. We wouldn't have gotten
that reaction from him I think if it had been a body double.”
The fondling scene is the last Seymour shares with Wilson
in the movie. Original drafts pursued their relationships
further, but ultimately we’re left with fondling. “There
was going to be this other little scene that we had that
was really cool, but we just didn't shoot it in the end.
We shot one little scene, but I knew at the time that it
wasn't right. It just didn't play right in that movie to
do the scene that we had. It was a beautiful scene that
was written. It was on the beach. Owen and I were on the
beach and I start talking to him about my life and about
my husband and about how I used to be happy, but I'm not
anymore and I kind of wander off. I didn't shoot it. We're
not missing it.”
Seeing what you do see in the scene, it is hard to imagine
Seymour has four kids and is approaching 55. She says the
secret is moderation. “I do not have the personal
trainer. I did Pilates long before anyone discovered it.
I'm not really particularly doing it right now. I just
lift a few weights. I try and get on the treadmill a little
bit. I eat sensibly. I don't smoke. I don't drink too much.
I try and stay away from fried foods. I try and just be
healthy, but I'm not obsessive about any of it. I think
that when I was younger I did obsess about it. My weight
would go up and down and I didn't have a very good figure.
I'm actually in the best shape I've ever been in now.”
While the focus of the movie may be on cool guys hitting
on bridesmaids, Seymour hopes her character’s subplot
inspires her generation. “I think that it might inspire
two things. I think that yes there will be some wedding
crashing. Definitely. And I think that it might hopefully
inspire a generation of women that have been forgotten,
don't you think? I think that the baby boomers will think
that there's one last hurrah in them.”
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